由 楊子118 » 週四 6月 18, 2009 9:56 am
送上一則笑話,遙寄一路祝福2009/6/18(四) 上午8:08
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well . you'll love this.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dental school diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark- haired boy, with the same name, had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Fairview High School.
'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a bulldog.' He gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,
'What did you teach???'
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Stephen Chu
送上一則笑話,遙寄一路祝福2009/6/18(四) 上午8:08
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well . you'll love this.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dental school diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark- haired boy, with the same name, had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Fairview High School.
'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a bulldog.' He gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,
'What did you teach???'
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Stephen Chu